R.I.P: Mike Brown

Nov
11

 

Here is something fun — and corny — in regards to Coach Mike Brown being fired from the perspective of Laker fans (Somebody That I Used To Know – Gotye).

Now and then, I think of when you were a coach,

Like when you said a 1-4 season start wasn’t terrible.

We told ourselves you would turn things around,

But felt so angry when Utah bounced us outta town.

But that was our team, and it’s still a hurt we remember.

 

You get addicted to a certain kinda of winning,

Like championship banners to the end, always the end.

So when Buss found that things weren’t working out,

Well you said that’s okay, thanks for the opportunity

But we’ll admit that I’m glad that it was over.

 

But you didn’t have to be such a lame ass,

Make it like the losses never happened and the Lakers were just mediocre.

We don’t even need your coaching, we have Phil Jackson in the back.

And that feels so fantastic.

 

No, your coaching didn’t have to blow,

Have LeBron step to your side

And then head to Chick-Fil-A

Guess we don’t need you though.

Now, you’re just a coach we used to know.

 

Now, you’re just a coach we used to know

Now, you’re just a coach we used to know.

 

Now and then I think of all the times Kobe screwed me over,

But had me believing it was my poor coaching

But I don’t wanna live that way

Reading into every word Kobe say

You said you could let the losses go

And I wouldn’t catch you hung up on the Ghost of Phil, someone you use to know

 

But you didn’t have to be such a lame ass,

Make it like the losses never happened and the Lakers were just mediocre.

We don’t even need your coaching, we have Phil Jackson in the back.

And that feels so fantastic.

 

No, your coaching didn’t have to blow,

Have LeBron step to your side

Your rotations really blew

Guess we don’t need you though.

Now, you’re just a coach we used to know.

 

Some coach we use to know

Somebody – Now, you’re just a coach that blows.

Your defensive coaching blows,

Nobody..Nobody No one wants your coaching, though.

Coach that blows.

 

Mike Brown, you really blow.

Princeton offense kinda blows.

Nobody wants your coaching, though.

Nobody.

 


 

 

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