Here’s the audio of the Championship rant from Dan LeBatard on Friday and I must say it was a DOOZY!! Here are a few of the MANY Slander-icious quotes from the rant:
MO CHEEKS MO CHEEKS IS THAT AN ASSISTANT COACH OR WHAT NORRIS COLE SAYS DURING A TABLE DANCE AT TOOTSIE’S
CHOKE-LAHOMA CITY! CHOKE-LAHOMA CITY! AND NOW YOUR HEARTS ARE BROKE-LAHOMA CITY!
YOU PUT YOUR OIL IN BARRELS, WE PUT OUR OIL ON WOMEN!
MIKE MILLER BROKE YOUR BACK WITH A BROKEN BACK!
Just listen for yourself:


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