Archive for February, 2012

Week 10 Western Conference Fantalyst Rankings

Feb
26
It's that time again for Fantalyst rankings. I play the role of the critical fanalyst, and Miami Heat Blogger, Miami Heat Index, plays the part of the asshole fan. You can view his Eastern Conference Rankings along with my replies HERE
 
1. OKC Thunder: (Last week #1, 27-7) This is the beast in the West. It was even more evident in Thursday night's win over the Lakers, which had Harden jawing at Kobe, the Lakers are old news. However, there has to be something said that this team, at times, is barely beating teams by single digit numbers, teams, in all likelihood, they should obliterate. As much flack as Russell Westbrook gets for his selfishness, he is vital to this team. Example: Their historical game in which Russ snagged 40 points, Durant, 52 points, and Ibaka a triple-double… all within the same game. They rank 3rd in scoring, rank 8th in defensive rebounds and when scoring 100+ points they are 19-3. Durant + Russ + Harden + Ibaka is a strong base, granted Russ and KD are the offense, Harden is vital to that team.
 
MHI: Imagine how good the Thunder would be if they had Tyson Chandler instead of Kendrick Perkins. That could be the difference between them winning a title and losing one.
 
2. San Antonio Spurs: (Last week #2, 24-10) The only reason the Blazers are in 8th place in the West is because Popovich, who is the smartest coach in the NBA, sat out Parker and Duncan, which turned out to be a total yawn fest. Popo gave up an 11-game win streak just to give his stars a break, that my friends, is a clever stinker. I am the first to admit, I thought (and wished as well) that San Antonio would be in the bottom 5-8 place in the west. I was completely wrong, but at this point, this team is as serious as the Thunder. Thunder just has Durant and Westbrook. However, the Spurs have young talent, Green, in it's midst. The three point prowess in Bonner, damn you gingers, and Jefferson while still having the veteran-ness in Parker and Duncan. All this success without Manu (There were the handful of games he played, yes).
MHI: Can Kawhi Leonard get some shine? He’s the best young player on the Spurs and second-most productive rookie this seaon, according to the NBA Geek website. If Ginobili’s healthy for the playoffs, then they can upset the Thunder.
3. Los Angeles Clippers: (Last week #3, 20-11) With Chris Paul and Blake Griffin nothing much can go wrong for the Clippers, these two lead the franchise in every statistical category except blocks, which goes to DeAndre Jordan, and free throw attempts which is held by the injured Chauncey Billups. Clippers are still working on items, but the only downfall to this team is the coach. Let's be honest about Del Negro, c'mon now. However, the talent on this team is immense; Clippers vs. Thunder WCF, anyone?
MHI: Clippers are the 3rd-best team in the West, but don’t put them in the Western Conference Finals over the Spurs just because they beat the Nuggets before the All-Star break. Did you see the 30 and 10 Tony Parker gave Chris Paul? With their hole at shooting guard, the Clippers can’t beat the Spurs with a healthy Ginobili.
 
4. Dallas Mavericks: (Last week #4, 21-13) Minus the loss to the NYK, the Mavericks are making a run, they are a tightly ran defensive team, maybe not to the level as the Miami Heat, but they are ranked 5th in the league in defensive statistics. Post Dirk's 4-game hiatus, he has made his offensive presence known. Sure, they will make playoffs, but the team seeing the WCF again, is limited.
MHI: This is usually where I predict the Mavs will go out in the first round, but the bottom half of the West is looking pretty weak so I’ll resort to a Tupac-style rant: Fuck the Mavs as a team, franchise and a motherfucking crew.
5. Los Angeles Lakers: (Last week #5, 20-14) Yes, they had an embarrassing loss against the Thunder last night, but as we all know, their offensive presence is limited outside of Kobe. The reason they HAVE this spot is defense alone. They have a premier defense in the league, which isn't surprising considering Coach Mike Brown. How far will they go?? Second round at best, UNLESS they make HUGE moves before the trade deadline.
MHI: WTF is going on here? Did the Lakers beat the Nuggets in a scrimmage last week or something? Any team that considers signing Rasheed Wallace does NOT belong in the Top 5 of the West. It’s just a matter of time before Kobe breaks Bynum’s kneecap and chokes out Mike Brown in frustration, thus killing their season (but not Mike Brown).
6. Houston Rockets: (Last week #8, 20-14) This is a team that Rockets coach, Kevin McHale, believes in, and it's a consistent team… and also consistent on flopping. They may have surprised Sixers fans when they trumped over that team, this week, which resulted in a win. Lowry, Scola, Martin, while immense FLOPPERS, still get the job done.
MHI: Fuck the Rockets. Despite their record, they only have the 8th-best schedule-adjusted efficiency differential in the West and reportedly, the players and Kevin McHale don’t get along. Denver will make the playoffs before the Rockets, you fake ass Nuggets fan! Your season tickets should be REVOKED!
7. Memphis Grizzlies: (Last week #6, 19-15) Gasol has thrived without Z-Bo in the mix, which may change considerably once he is back. This team is yet another defensive giant in the west. Conley, Gay and Allen are among the league's leader in steals, the energetic Mayo is a spark that ignites the Memphis squad. Will this team surprise in the post season again?? Time will tell.
MHI: Unless Ginobili breaks his arm again, the Grizzlies won’t surprise anyone in the first round of the playoffs.
 
8. Minnesota Timberwolves: (Last week unranked, 17-17) How can I not put in a team that has such an athletic young core like Minnesota?? Who is #4th in the league in scoring outside of Kobe, Bron and Durant?? None other than Kevin Love, who is averaging 25 PPG and 14 RPG, second in the league. This team may just surprise many come April.
MHI: WTF? So now teams don’t even have to beat the Nuggets to jump in the rankings, they just have to play them close? I went to a Timberwolves game this week and  they didn’t look like a playoff team, but I’d rather see them make it than the bitchass Rockets. Rubio’s got to get his shit together, though. His play has fallen off the last few weeks.

The Hype Machine: How Quickly New York Media Turns

Feb
24
 Lin-Sanity wasn't such a, dare I say, global trend, his bad game last night wouldn't be such a BIG DEAL!
 
Look at this picture from SportsGrid
 
.
 
 
How quickly "they" bite the hand that feeds them!
 
Sure the Heat won last night, remember the Knicks WERE 10 point underdogs, and yes Jeremy Lin had a terrible game, but that's NOT a surprise!!
 
Here is Lin's stat line for the night: 8 points on 1-for-11 shooting, 3 assists on 8 turnovers.
 
Yes, that's a "TURRIBLE" night, but when does ANY NBA player NOT have an off night??? No excuses. He sucked it up last night. It happens.
 
Let's be honest, the Heat, arguably, is the best team in the NBA. So was Lin to have this outstanding game?? Was the Knicks to steamroll the Heat??
 
Any LOGICAL and RATIONAL viewer will tell you the same thing.
 
It's not as if Lin is the superstar of the team; Carmelo Anthony and Amar'e, the faces of the franchise, had equally not-so-good nights, it's rather comical the New York Media Wagon is placing the loss on Lin's back.
 
My final thoughts:
 
Miami Heat > New York Knicks
 
Do I really need to say more??
 
Until next time,
 
Mrs. NBA
 
 

LeBron James: "Leave That To The 3 Stooges"

Feb
15

Lin-Sanity Strikes Again

Feb
15

I do realize, he had 8 turnovers to his 27 points and 11 assists during the Raptors game. Yes, I do realize that the game should NOT have been that close, but keep in mind this is all occurring, and a 6-game winning streak along with that for the New York Knicks, while their offense, Carmelo Anthony, is out.

Saying all that, however, how can you NOT be excited for Jeremy Lin ….. that game winner was SILKY SMOOTH!!!!

I’m Lin-Sane!!!

Until next time,

Mrs. NBA

Voltron Nuggets: Goin’ Streakin’

Feb
15

Hey, alert the police!! The Denver Nuggets are going streaking!!

In my book, a two-game streak is better than a five-game losing streak any day. The Nuggets crew hammered the Phoenix Suns to the tune of 109-92. Of course, once it was known that Nash and Grant Hill, resting since they are in the middle of a back-to-back-to-back, wouldn’t be playing, it was certainly obvious this would be a Nuggets win even with all the injuries the crew is plagued with.

Denver had lost the past 5 games at home, so tonight had this feeling of “Okay, if we, the Nuggets, lose at home to the Suns without Nash or Hill, yeah, we REALLY REALLY suck.” So expecting a slow start, it was a refreshing change to see Denver come out of the gate, although by half-time Denver had only a 7-point lead. It was Michael Redd, after the break, that hit consecutive three-pointers that would tie the game up at 62 points.

Soon after, after a technical foul called on the Sun’s coach, Alvin Gentry, after a clear-path violation was called, combined with Denver hopping back on their defensive game, this mixed in with Arron Afflalo’s scoring, the Nuggets went full steam ahead. They went on a 24-8 run and in that, Afflalo scored 13 points.

 It was smooth sailing for the Mile High squad, from there on out, as they tallied another victory in their win column.

WELCOME BACK ARRON AFFLALO!!

He is earning that hefty paycheck now, and I am eternally grateful!!! His past three games, he has averaged 20.3 PPG and is shooting 42% from downtown. He looks comfortable with the ball, but still aggressive in attacking the basic. Something that Denver fans had missed earlier in the season. This is the Arron that so many know and love. Arron led Denver with 20 points on 7-for-11 shooting from the field.

Ty Lawson also had a phenomenal night with 17 points on 6-for-7 shooting and 5 assists. When Ty Lawson is aggressive and converts opponents turnovers, well, he is All-Star caliber. There isn’t one word to express how tremendous his play can be. What about Rudy??? He had 11 points on 4-for-8 shooting, and yes had poor shot selection, but was 2-for-3 from beyond the arc. Although, Kenneth Faried had 4 turnovers, he also had 13 points and 9 rebounds in 24 minutes. He will make rookie mistakes, it’s part of the process, but I’m still with the “unleash Manimal” movement.

MY GAME BALL goes to Birdman!!! Look at his stat line: 16 points on 6-or-9 shooting, 6 blocks and 7 rebounds in 21 minutes of play. Who’s waving their arms with me??? After sitting out games, this was SHEER JOY to watch him have one helluva game and the Valentine’s Day crowd was just eating it up. Plain and Simple: Birdman produced!!!

Other Nuggets Game Notes:

  • Kosta went for 9 points, 9 rebounds, 5 steals and 3 blocked shots
  • 6 players in double figures, and one with 9 points
  • Denver out rebounded Phoenix, 48-46
  • Led in fast-break points, 25-13
  • Led with points in the paint, 54-24
  • I can never say enough about Corey Brewer’s energy!!!!!

One last thing, my PISSTRON award goes to Andre Miller. Yes, we know Andre Miller is a GRADE A facilitator, but …well….it’s getting old. What is exactly??? The bloody turnovers. During this game, he had 6 turnovers. Yeah Yeah, he had 7 assists and 5 rebounds, but come on now!!!!!

Another win in the books and tomorrow shall be another test for this young crew as they travel to Dallas and take on Dirk and company….

Personally, I want a revenge win, so flipping bad!!!!!!!

Until next time,

Mrs.NBA

J.R. Smith to the Lakers??????

Feb
14

It doesn’t come as a big surprise that the two big contenders for J.R. Smith’s services have been the L.A. Clippers, whom can only offer him the veteran minimum, or the New York Knicks.

Chris Paul seems to think his best chances are with the clippers and told that very thing to ESPN yesterday:

“I think the chances are very high,” -CP3

“My relationship with J.R., Kenyon’s relationship with him and Chauncey’s relationship with him (help). Also he knows he’ll have the opportunity to play here. He can only make us better.” – CP3

While the New York Knicks can offer a prorated share of the $2.5 million MLE, but could another team be on the horizon for the former Denver Nuggets’ swingman??

You, the reader, can draw your own conclusions…

Until next time,

Mrs. NBA

Happy VaLINtine’s Day: #LinSanity

Feb
14

There is only one proper way to wish everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day VaLINtine’s Day:

You are WELCOME!!

Until next time,

Mrs. NBA

Preview: Can Denver Get A Home Win??? (Denver vs. Suns 7 P.M MST)

Feb
14

Some of my darling followers would like me to throw my hand and do Nuggets game-day previews. So, be patient, as this is my first preview and my thoughts may seem scatterbrained. Although, winning a game always comes down to four things for the Nuggets: 1.) Come out of the game strong. 2.) Defense leads to offense 3.) Make those damn free throws 4.) limit turnovers

Denver Nuggets: 16-12 (7-7 at home, 9-5 on the road) Streak: 1 Win

Phoenix Suns: 12-16 (5-7 at home, 7-9 on the road) Streak: 1 Loss

I know that some people are going to scoff at the Suns and go into tonight’s game thinking a Denver win is a sure thing, however, this season has taught me one thing: ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING can happen. The Suns can sneak right up on a team, if defense is lackadaisical, a squad is settling for shots and more importantly STEVE “MY HAIR IS FLIPPING PERFECT” NASH!!!

It is also good to note that this will be the Suns 4th game in 6 days, with that being said, I would fully appreciate to see Denver bury them early. Also, Phoenix is in the middle of a back-to-back-to-back. Denver SHOULD capitalize on this fact!

Past Matchup Breakdowns:

Phoenix has won 17 out of the last 26 matchups with Denver and 37 out of the last 55 meetings with the Nuggets crew. Denver won 3 out of 4 games during the 2010-2011 NBA season. Phoenix, however, has won 4 out of the LAST 7 meetings with Denver.

The Suns rank 15th in 3% to Denver’s 19th ranking, Suns rank 12th in blocks to the Nuggets 18th sitting. However, Denver still leads in the scoring and assist category as well as being second in the FG % category.

It’s fair to note something about Jared Dudley, this season he has scored 15or more points this season and in doing so Phoenix is 7-3 in these contests. Also, since Dudley has returned to his starting gig, he has been .500 from downtown. PLEASE, Denver,watch that perimeter!!! Dudley isn’t the only one, Marcin Gortat, obviously, is another Suns player that is having a terrific season. He is averaging 15.5 PPG and 10.1 RPG. Also, that dreaded Channing Frye is another player that can creep on a team, and put away those downtown shots. Last night, in GSW game, he was only 1-for-8 from downtown, but in his previous five games, he can go from 33% to 60% from the arc. Also, Channing, is typically a 50% FG shooter as well. Of course, there is Grant Hill, despite his age, and Robin Lopez. Let’s not forget Markieff Morris, whom has scored 10 and 18 in his past two games.

DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION STEVE “MY HAIR IS PERFECT” NASH!!!

Basically, Phoenix is a team that can sneak up on a team’s defense if it’s as lazy as we have seen Denver’s in that five-game losing streak that they had
Looks like there will be no Nene nor Mozzy, so a possible lineup could look look like the one in Indiana sans Nene. Brewer/Lawson/Afflalo/Kosta with Bird or Faried getting the start at PF. Personally, *I* would like to see Faried get the start over Bird. E-N-E-R-G-Y!!!

What Does Denver Need To Do To Win:

  • FORCE Suns’ Turnovers and CONVERT! They were able to force the ball over 20 times in Indiana which led to 22 points.
  • ENERGY!!! Denver needs ENERGETIC and POWERFUL games, which all starts with Corey Brewer!!
  • DEFENSE LEADS TO OFFENSE. I can never stress this enough. Denver has lost 5 straight at home, and a win is MUCH NEEDED at home. No lazy defense and especially do NOT leave the perimeter open for FREE shots.
  • ATTACK the basket as much as humanly possible. If it results in FT’s, make those MONEY shots.
  • AGGRESSIVE offense.
  • Make ALL those FT’s
  • Denver needs AWESOME games from Afflalo and Lawson again
  • Oh, and UNLEASH THE MANIMAL, Karl

I think I just blogged about all obvious things.

You tell me,

Until next time,

Mrs. NBA

NBA History Profile: Mr. Hang TIme – Elgin Baylor

Feb
13
Recently, there has been a tremendous amount of hub bub surrounding Kobe “Bean” Bryant and I’m not speaking of his divorce, his lazy shot selection or the Laker’s impending implosion (they need a PG STAT). Rather I am speaking on Shaq’s own declaration that Kobe Bryant is the greatest Laker ever. Kobe is KILLA, alright, but let’s all remember that there ARE, indeed, past Laker greats that some are sweeping under the rug.
ELGIN BAYLOR.
Let’s just get Elgin’s Awards and Accomplishments out of the way:
·         11× NBA All-Star (1959–1965, 1967–1970)
·         NBA All-Star Game MVP (1959)
·         NBA Rookie of the Year (1959)
·         10× All-NBA First Team (1959–1965, 1967–1969)
·         NBA 35th Anniversary Team
·         NBA 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
·         #22 Retired by the Los Angeles Lakers
·         NBA Executive of the Year (2006)
In the past I have written about my affection for George Mikan, and it was his Minneapolis Lakers, whom had been struggling since the departure of Mikan, that would draft Elgin Baylor NO. 1 overall in 1958. As a testament to the struggle the franchise had been going through, the season prior, the team ended the season with a 19-53 record and this  was, obviously, the last shot at saving their franchise.
“If he had turned me down then, I would have been out of business. The club would have gone bankrupt.” – Minneapolis Lakers owner Bob Short in a 1971 interview with the LA TImes
Elgin stood tall at 6’5 and sturdy at 225 lbs, but was a graceful presence on the hardwood.  It’s hard to create an image of what that era basketball looked like. There were no fanciful dunks, no putbacks, no 360 layups, it was simply two types of shots: one-handed set shots, or jump hooks. A possession would look like this: grab a rebound, run it, then take a quick shot. That’s it. When Elgin burst on the scene, well one could say he pioneered a new breed of NBA.
HANG TIME!
Really, that’s all I need to say about Elgin Baylor and my fellow NBAers already know what I’m speaking of. He had this innate use of mid-air body control, a mass amount of shots, and incredible strength and of course, his signature running bank shot. Sure, he never was a part of a team that won an NBA Championship, but take note, this was during the time where the tyrannical Boston Celtics RAN the NBA.
As a rookie he led his Lakers to the NBA Finals, and in this has created one of the, if not “THE”, greatest professional sports rivalries, and averaged nearly 25 PPG and 15 RPG that season. He would lead the Lakers SEVEN more times to the NBA Finals. In his sophomore season, he scored *71* points against the New York Knicks. I did not stutter, 71 GOD BLESSED POINTS.
“I say without reservation that Elgin Baylor is the greatest cornerman who ever played pro basketball” – Bill Sharman at Elgin’s Retirement in 1971
The fun train doesn’t stop there, either.
Even more phenomenal, during the 1961-62 season, Baylor appeared in only 48 games, he was required to participate in the military, stationed in Fort Lewis, Washington, played only when he had possession of a Weekend Pass. Despite that, he still averaged this ridiculous line: 38 PPG, 19 RPG and 5 APG. In the 1962-63 season Elgin averaged 34 PPG (2nd in the league) , 14.3 RPG (5th in the league), .837 FT percentage (3rd in the league) and 4.8 APG.
“But he had the greatest variety of shots of anyone. He would take it in and hang and shoot from all these angles. Put spin on the ball. Elgin had incredible strength. He could post up Bill Russell. He could pass like Magic [Johnson] and dribble with the best guards in the league.” – Tommy Hawkins
The following season Belgin would start to experience the first signs of weak knees, some in the league believed he wasn’t the same from that point on as he never scored more than 30 PPG since then. However, he was still selected to multiple All-Star games, and averaged 24 PPG every season minus the 1965-66 season. He was still a force in the NBA.
Belgin’s Lakers saw the Celtics at the NBA Finals in 1966, 1968, 1969, but just as the other times, they lost to the formidable Boston Celtics. In 1970, they had an NBA Finals opponent in the New York Knicks, and even with a lineup that included Belgin, Wilt, and Jerry West, it still wasn’t enough to get it done.
Baylor was only available for a short stint for the 1970-1971 season, then he sat out the remainder of the season with a knee injury. He would come back the following season for 9 games, but at the age of 37, he retired. Ironically, it was that season the Lakers would finally win an NBA Final. He would go on to coach the Jazz and become the General Manager of the Los Angeles Clippers, however, in 2008 he resigned. At times, his mediocrity in this position overshadowed his remarkability in the realm of his NBA-ness.
Elgin Baylor was an acrobatic NBA player that changed how the NBA was looked at and brought a nouveau style to a game. He was decades before his time and if this was in an era of Sports Center, he  would lead the Top Plays of the Day, a YouTube sensation, have his name streaming in bright lights on a marquee and his name would be adorned on thousands of sneakers.
So much of what we have are the words that we, NEED, to pass to our future generations……
Elgin Baylor: A Laker Great!
Until next time,
Mrs. NBA

* Land of the 10,000 Lakers – Richard Barry
*The Rivalry – John Taylor
*The NBA Encyclopedia

Jason Whitlock: Double Standard Runs Afoot

Feb
12

It’s not a huge surprise that I’m not a fan of mainstream media, especially when it comes to my sports. ESPN, Sports Center, heck, even local media in Denver, always has a specified agenda to perpetuate. That’s not a surprise. It’s about that bottom line, however there is a line that should never be crossed.

I’m all for jokes, comedy, shits and giggles, sophomoric laughs and slander. Shoot, this is the whole basis of my twitter page, however, there is this thin line of what’s in good taste and what’s tactless. If you’re a nation wide sports journalist whom gets on his pedestal and condemns other’s about their racist comments, but then turn around and crack an Asian joke, how is that okay????

Here is the deal: After Friday night’s MONSTROUS game in which Jeremy Lin and his 38 points, TORCHED the Lakers, Fox Sports own Jason Whitlock took to twitter with this tweet:


I get it. He was making an attempt at humor, however, he is isn’t getting paid for his ill-timed and NOT funny jokes, but rather his perspective on sports. This is where the problem lies. He is one that, in the past, complains about racists, but in turn made a racist remark. Is it because he is an African-American?? Should he not be held accountable? Is it because Lin is Asian-American that makes this to be pushed under the rug??
That’s the double standard.
If it was I, on an ENORMOUS platform such as Twitter, working for a nationally recognized media machine, making a joke like this “HEY! Looks like someone is eating all the chicken, waffles and watermelon they want tonight” towards an African-American; you bet your pretty little ass there would be a MASSIVE outrage.
What’s good for the goose SHOULD be good for the gander.
Yes, Whitlock issued an apology via Fox Sports:
I get Linsanity. I’ve cried watching Tiger Woods win a major golf championship. Jeremy Lin, for now, is the Tiger Woods of the NBA. I suspect Lin makes Asian Americans feel the way I feel when I watch Tiger play golf.

I should’ve realized that Friday night when I watched Lin torch the Lakers. For Asian Americans and a lot of sports fans, his nationally televised 38-point outburst was the equivalent of Tiger’s first victory in The Masters. I got caught up in the excitement. I tweeted about what a great story Lin is and how he could rival Tim Tebow.

I then gave in to another part of my personality — my immature, sophomoric, comedic nature. It’s been with me since birth, a gift from my mother and honed as a child listening to my godmother’s Richard Pryor albums. I still want to be a standup comedian.

The couple-inches-of-pain tweet overshadowed my sincere celebration of Lin’s performance and the irony that the stereotype applies to pot-bellied, overweight male sports writers, too. As the Asian American Journalist Association pointed out, I debased a feel-good sports moment. For that, I’m truly sorry.

That’s a nice half-assed apology if I’ve ever seen one. I’ll be honest, I take what Whitlock says about sports with a grain of salt, but the double standard, here, runs afoot. This is what it boils down to for me: he apologized for debasing a feel-good sports moment, but evading apologizing for perpetuating a racial stereotype.
There is a HUGE double-standard when it comes to Asian-Americans and that’s the one item that is unsettling to even a slandress such as myself.
Jason Whitlock: you win the “Sack Of Douche Award” this week. Have fun with your couple inches of pain.
Until next time,
Mrs. NBA